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August 20, 2007 Mark
(Tuesday, 21 August 2007) Written by Mark Saltzman
Minburn, IA to New Haven, CT This is how a great vacation ends. We drive the RV from the farm in Minburn to Lee’s Summit, MO, returning it to the CruiseAmerica vendor.  Thanks largely to Alex and Zach and Elijah, we return the camper cleaner than we received it.  Our total mileage in the RV is 2140 miles.  Dizzy, of the LS Taxi service, meets us at the camper return site, and takes us to the Kansas City International (KCI) airport.  Dizzy—whose name we discern from the tattoo on his hairy right bicep—is only briefly put off upon smashing his finger while loading our 11 bulging bags into his trunk.  He provides occasional colorful commentary along the ride, at one point clarifying that the roadside strip club named “Pure” was formerly, and more accurately, called “Legs.”  Unlike our outbound journey, we arrive at KCI in plenty of time for our flight. The rest of the journey home is familiar to everyone: inexplicable airport delays, a broken handle on a suitcase, a quiet rainy drive home.  We are back at home.  Alex and Zach are already emerged in a new adventure.  I am a weary traveler, but a contented, satisfied father.    
August 17-19, 2007 Mark
(Tuesday, 21 August 2007) Written by Mark Saltzman
Minburn, IA to Des Moines, IA There is no driving of the RV for a few days. We are in Iowa for a family reunion.  And the Iowa State Fair.  The first group to greet our RV, which rolled up the lane of my mother and sister’s farmstead yesterday, included my mother Joyce and my niece and nephew Ruby (age 7) and Spencer (age 6). The RV gets a thorough inspection, as small children are able to enter nooks and crannies that we had yet to explore.  Soon, we were joined by my sister Sandy, sister-in-law Nancy, and nephew Elijah (age 12).  Thursday, August 17, is our first fair day.  It is well known that the Iowa hosts the only state fair of consequence.  The basis for my certainty on this issue is two-fold. First, the fair was glorified in the movie State Fair, where it served as the backdrop for an unlikely romance between Pat Boone and Ann-Margaret. Second, politicians use the fair—and Iowa’s status as the first testing ground for presidential candidates—to come to Iowa and remind the denizen of the heartland of their faithful service and promises for the future.  To their credit, Iowans generally consider politicians as frauds and their promises as malarkey. It is almost always an outsider—with a consistent farm policy—who captures their affection. They remain suspicious of New Englanders, after being told by candidate Dukakis so many years ago that endive was the crop of the future. We catch up with brother-in-law Rick at the entrance to the fairgrounds.  Nephew Lucca (age 15) is working at the fair, helping keep the grounds beautiful and litter-free. Curiously, the theme for this year’s fair is the equivocal “Sounds Like Fun.” The main purpose of the Iowa State Fair is to celebrate individual industry. No matter what your forte—raising flawless red angus heifers, guiding horseshoes to a pole, sculpting cows from butter, cultivating gigantic squash, tossing cow pies, or baking apple pies—there are events to honor those that excel through their patient, hard work.  This is what I love best about Iowa: there are no natural-born heroes here, no elite or favorite sons, only those who enjoy the skill and good fortune that follow long periods of hard work. The fair is also an early celebration of the fruits of harvest, although these are fruit of the strangest variety. The dependable staples of fair-feeding—the corn dog and the funnel cake—are sold in great numbers, but they are joined by foods of every possible sort. I watched family members eat all of the following: pork-chops-on-a-stick (PCOAS), home-made nut rolls, French fries, fried cheese curdles, cotton candy, watermelon (an odd choice), fried rice, fried twinkies, fried Snickers and Milky Way bars, caramel corn, sweet corn. Of course, they needed beverages to wash this down, and there were plenty to chose from: Pepsi, fresh lemonade, Budweiser, cherry phosphates, chocolate sodas. At Sunday’s fair—the last day of the 2007 event—we all saw Don McLean in concert.  Is there anyone, of any age, that does not enjoy the song American Pie?  And would not sit for 90 minutes on a hay-covered alley by the stage, to here him sing it, in person, for free?  Or could not be persuaded to enjoy this by hand-delivered quantities of the food and drink. In between visits to the fair, we relax on the farm in Minburn, enjoying the company of two dogs, six cats, two horses, ten chickens, doves, bluebirds, and many, many flies.  We swim at the Clive Aquatic Park (three pools, five slides). In all events, we enjoy familiar, beloved companions.
August 16, 2007 Mark
(Thursday, 16 August 2007) Written by Mark Saltzman
Faribault, MN to Minburn, IA (population 391) I grew up in Iowa.  I always return to it filled with conflicting emotions.  Today, we enter from the north, down I-35 from Minnesota.  When I left Iowa, in 1981, I was moving east on I-80 in a beige Chevy, which was a gift from my grandmother, pulling a U-Haul trailer.  Today, I listen to one of my favorite records from the period of my moving, Wire’s Pink Flag .  The songs are fast and most end abruptly, matching my demeanor at the time of my move: I was anxious, fidgety, ripe for something new. North or east, the landscape of Iowa is familiar.  There are cornfields and beanfields, in roughly equal number (Zach and I counted for a bit). As we move south, I encounter road signs that read like a memory map of my youth: Des Moines, Mason City, Cedar Falls, Oelwein, Ames. We turn off I-35 at Ames, home of my alma mater, Iowa State University—my sister Kate moved in yesterday, in anticipation of her freshman year. I negotiate familiar backroads, past Madrid and Granger, to arrive at the farmstead of my sister and mother, in Minburn, IA.


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